Keith: do you think Im made of money?
Do you think money grows on tress?
Kids: we think you get it printed up at Kinkos!
My grand-niece wanted another bottled water. I exclaimed, “Do you think water just falls from the sky?!” She got it— my wife is, “Give it to her— we can afford it!”
It’s actually kind of scary that a 7-year-old gets my jokes.
February 13, 2017