Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 09, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Wait For The Punchline Child: I'm gonna be an astronaut! Boss: We'll need those numbers by Friday. Dr. Professor Dr. Professor: Good lord, what a discovery! Woman: What is it, Dr. Professor? Dr. Professor: Use this microscoe to view the corner of this table. Woman: Pixels? Dr. Professor: Everything is made up of them! Even us! Woman: Who created them? Chaos Butterfly Brazil 2007 FLAP! Chicago, 2039 Man: The virus-mutants are attacking! Man: #&@/* CHAOS BUTTERFLY! Mutant: GHAAAR... Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser Dinkle: People think you're just an imaginary friend. Dinkle: But I know you're real! Dog: KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. Dinkle: Ha,ha! Okay, already! Too-Many-Thought-Balloons Comix Menu Customer: Should I have an omelette? Nah, it comes with home fries, and I hate asking if I can substitute french fries! I'll have a hamburger. Man: Oh, damn. I forgot to pick up my anti-fungus medication at the drug store. I'll go after lunch. Waiter: Do you like your hamburgers rare? Man: If snow ever melts in Antarctica, even if it only snows a few inches a year, why doesn't it build up to piles millions of feet high? No, frequent. How to Draw Doug Doug: It's E-Z! 1. Be born a healthy homo sapien. 2. Ingest nutrients and metabolize. 3. Grasp writing utensil with prehensile appendage of anterior limb. 4. Drag utensil across smooth surface in manner to duplicate interlocking shapes shown below. Doug: Voila!