9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 21, 2014
Transcript:
Man: you think no man would risk his life and limbs just to reclaim you from the jaws of war? Woman: No. I'd just rather think the love of my life were sane than romantic. Woman: I was just thinking of something bert said once. Would you crawl through violence, devastation and death to reunite with me, if I were your lost love? Man: Oh, sure, men can be very romantic as long as it involves gunfire and/or explosions. Woman: Are men all cretins? Man: When you bear in mind who started this war, do you have to ask that question?