9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 23, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Do you fret about my being a trained assassin? Man: I've helped train them, but I never thought I'd...you know.... woman: Propose marriage to one? Man: Since all the assassins I knew were ruthless, borderline psychopaths with five o'clock shadows and hairy arms, buying an engagement ring never actually crossed my mind