9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 29, 2015
Transcript:
woman: Mother, just because I have been in new york does not mean I'm debauched and defiled. You have to quit staring at me as if I have lice. Woman: I'm just the same pure and unsullied daughter you knew before I took my cello to america. I haven't even had time to get properly defiled. Woman: .....that....that was humor, mother, just a little levity to...to.... woman: would you like a magnifying glass?