9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 02, 2017

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Man: You have a company? An airline? Woman: Well, I have 75 percent of it. but I think of it as mine. it was a birthday present from ba. Man: Why did he give you an airline? Woman: It was a tax dodge. when he disowned me, he told me to give it back. Woman: And I told him when he pulls his head of the drain I told him to stuff it into, to go boil it. Woman: Now kiss me, you fool. man: Absolutely! Right away!