I was taking a trip out to vote today
Tooling along in my hybrid way
Tokin’ on a number and diggin’ on satellite radio
Just as I had about made up my mind
I heard that Orange fool start to whine
And I knew the left & center were about to blow
.
I went as far as I could, and when I stopped the car
It was just in time for the November war
Kind of a red-neck looking deal called MAGA
I adjusted my mask – didn’t have a hat
There was one thing I was sure proud to see
There wasn’t a Russian in the place and voting was free
Barr looked disgusted and pointed toward the booth
I had just voted up a change and wished on a star
When some guy walked in and said, “Who owns this car
With the Earth signs, the hybrid fuel, and only two doors?”
Then he spotted me he and almost cried
And I decided that I’d just wait outside
So I slid my ballot into the slot and headed for the door
Just when I thought I’d get out of there with my pride
These 5 big dudes come strolling in
With one old drunk hick and some fella with green teeth
I was almost to the door when the biggest one
Said, “Where’s your hat, you demon-rat bum!”
Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight
In a polling place with the Whacko Right
And I knew I better think of something pretty quick
So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee
Now he let out a yell that’d curl your hair
But before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said “Now watch him folks cause he’s not really a man!”
“You may not know it but this man cries
He’s a undercover type deep-state guy
And he’s been sent out here to infiltrate Facebook and the Q!”
He was still bent over holding on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
I was taking a trip out to vote today
Tooling along in my hybrid way
Tokin’ on a number and diggin’ on satellite radio
Just as I had about made up my mind
I heard that Orange fool start to whine
And I knew the left & center were about to blow
.
I went as far as I could, and when I stopped the car
It was just in time for the November war
Kind of a red-neck looking deal called MAGA
I adjusted my mask – didn’t have a hat
There was one thing I was sure proud to see
There wasn’t a Russian in the place and voting was free
Barr looked disgusted and pointed toward the booth
.
I had just voted up a change and wished on a star
When some guy walked in and said, “Who owns this car
With the Earth signs, the hybrid fuel, and only two doors?”
Then he spotted me he and almost cried
And I decided that I’d just wait outside
So I slid my ballot into the slot and headed for the door
Just when I thought I’d get out of there with my pride
These 5 big dudes come strolling in
With one old drunk hick and some fella with green teeth
I was almost to the door when the biggest one
Said, “Where’s your hat, you demon-rat bum!”
Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight
In a polling place with the Whacko Right
And I knew I better think of something pretty quick
So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee
.
Now he let out a yell that’d curl your hair
But before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said “Now watch him folks cause he’s not really a man!”
“You may not know it but this man cries
He’s a undercover type deep-state guy
And he’s been sent out here to infiltrate Facebook and the Q!”
He was still bent over holding on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me