Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 23, 1947
Transcript:
alley: whatcha mean, i'm a "wotta man" just because i'm ooola's boy friend? lug: anyone claimin' that dame for a girl friend would hafta be! she's th' dangest wild-cat i ever land eyes on! last i saw of her, she was runnin' th' poor guy bow-legged!...like t'beat 'im to death, she did...an' if y'don't think she's doin' all right...take a gander at what she done t'me 'cause i happened t'get in her way!