Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for September 28, 1997
Transcript:
man: heh! heh! didjuh see that, kag? foozy turned thos guards into li'l bitty fellas! kag: yeah! lookit 'em run! haw! haw! haw! foozy: our way is clear! the time has come to do the job and get it done! guz: foozy?!!! what is this?? foozy: your days as king are at an end! give me your crown, then leave, my friend! guz: like heck i will! guard!! guard?!!! foozy: your guards have left, they had to go! they won't be back, and that i know! guz: wait a minute! who are these bozos? foozy: they're both with me, my right-hand men! and many more will follow them! guz: y'can't do this, foozy! it...it's illegal! foozy: you've said enough! that is it! throw them both into the pit! ooola: they got guz and umpa! can't we help them, alley? oop: not as long as foozy has that danged staff! oop: we hafta figure some way t'get that thing away from him!