Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 21, 1999

Transcript:

Woman: Sorry I can't offer you anything t'eat, young fella.... Woman: ..but as you can see, my cupboard is bare! Alley oop: how long has it been since you've had a decent meal? Woman: Oh, prob'ly two or three days... Woman:...if y'don't count watercress an' roots! Alley oop: !