Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 15, 2000
Transcript:
ROYAL PALACE OF MOO "Sergeant, would you please accompany us to Mr. Clagget's new quarters?" "Yes, sir, but..." "...his name's not Clagget, your Highness, it's Alley Oop!" "Not anymore! Now it's Clagget, the Magnificent!" "Clagget, the Magnificent? That's crazy!" "Y'got that right, Sergeant!" "Well? Where's this special place I'm going to stay that you told me about?" "There's nothing out here but rocks and this big hole in the ground!" THE PIT "Will you do the honors, Sarge?" "Of course!" "HEY...!!!" THUD "If he returns to his former self you can let him out of there!" "But I wouldn't lose any sleep waiting for that to happen!" "I don't intend to!"