Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 20, 2008
Transcript:
"You think I'm a Neanderthal, eh? But look at th' sparkly I gave ya!" "You can't buy people just because you give them nice gifts!" "Perhaps if you lowered your standards just a little, I might start lookin' pretty good t'you!" "Earlie Oop, if I had NO standards at all, you STILL wouldn't look good to me!!" "Are you CRAZY?! How could you throw away that sparkly?" "It was really easy, actually! I'm sure you can find it if you look hard enough!" "Where th' heck did that thing go?" "This is NUTS! That sparkly's gone!" Later, as Earlie plots revenge on Ooola... "Alley Oop? Is that really you? You look sick or somethin'!" "What? Oh... uh... I'm not..." "Hmmmm... maybe I could use this!"