Big Top by Rob Harrell for December 24, 2006

Transcript:

Stucco: (Proud.) So, okay. It's the night before the fat guy, and all through the tent, nobody's awake, not even Stucco. He's spent... when out by the stables comes this super loud crash, so we all run out, and it's Santa, and he's smashed... up his sled. Really bad, I mean it's totalled for sure, and the reindeer are ticked, and picking hay from their fur... So Santa asks Stucco if he can borrow his clown car. Which is fine, but we all know it's cramped if you go far... but Santa starts stuffin' in reindeer and toys, and then squeezes himself in, with a loud squeaking noise... then, they puttered off quickly, cause Christmas doesn't stop, for just a tiny smelly clown car, and a stop at the Big Top.