Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 02, 1991

Transcript:

Calvin: "Hey mom, can I drive now?" Mom: "No" Calvin: "How about NOW?" Mom: "Oh no!" Mom: "OH YOU STUPID CAR! What's wrong with you NOW?!?" Calvin: "That's it mom! Go ahead and swear! We don't mind!" Mom: "CALVIN, BE QUIET!" Calvin: "Want Hobbes and me to go get help?" Mom: "You stay where you are. I'll look under the hood" Calvin: "Kick the car, mom! It works on the tv!" Calvin: "Look at all these cars going by. Nobody's stopping to help" Hobbes: "Let's blow the horn! Maybe someone will come" *BEEEEP!* Mom: "AAUGH!" Calvin: "HOORAYY!! Someone stopped! We're heroes!!" Person: "Want me to call a tow truck, lady?" Mom: "First call the police and report an infanticide"