Seriously? The most Biblically-illiterate person in the United States selling official Trump-endorsed Bibles?
Will the next promo be… “And for the low, low additional price of $9.99 he’ll send a Bible personally autographed with the IMMACULATE INSCRIPTIONS from his favorite porn star Stormy Daniels and his favorite Playboy nude model Karen McDougal.”
Favorite scripture: “Blessed are the pü$$¥-grabbers, for theirs is the kingdom of MAGA.”
It’s the DJT version: King James updated and corrected, to replace all instances of the word “God” with “Trump.”
Trump’s new slogan is, “Make American pray again,” except that, naturally, the predator-in-chief misspelled “PREY.”
The Holy Bible (grifting during “Holy Week”). The holiest of holy books. Bigly holy.
And naturally, the book combines the Bible with the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, our founding documents, in direct violation of the separation of church and state implicit in their texts.
Is there really no bottom to how low Trump is willing to go?
Is there no bottom to the depravity of Trump’s shamelessness?
Are they just having a contest now to see how ridiculous they can get without losing any of their cult worshippers?
Open the book carefully — they have been known to burst into flames or attract lightning bolts.
Seriously? The most Biblically-illiterate person in the United States selling official Trump-endorsed Bibles?
Will the next promo be… “And for the low, low additional price of $9.99 he’ll send a Bible personally autographed with the IMMACULATE INSCRIPTIONS from his favorite porn star Stormy Daniels and his favorite Playboy nude model Karen McDougal.”
Favorite scripture: “Blessed are the pü$$¥-grabbers, for theirs is the kingdom of MAGA.”
It’s the DJT version: King James updated and corrected, to replace all instances of the word “God” with “Trump.”
Trump’s new slogan is, “Make American pray again,” except that, naturally, the predator-in-chief misspelled “PREY.”
The Holy Bible (grifting during “Holy Week”). The holiest of holy books. Bigly holy.
And naturally, the book combines the Bible with the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, our founding documents, in direct violation of the separation of church and state implicit in their texts.
Is there really no bottom to how low Trump is willing to go?
Is there no bottom to the depravity of Trump’s shamelessness?
Are they just having a contest now to see how ridiculous they can get without losing any of their cult worshippers?
Open the book carefully — they have been known to burst into flames or attract lightning bolts.