Close to Home by John McPherson for September 02, 1993
Transcript:
Man: Hmmm...Arthur Primrose, Philosophy major. Into poetry, knitting, and interpretive dance. I'll put him with Bruno Muntz, janitorial science major, into pro wrestling, pit bulls, and tattoos! Heh heh! Woman: Ha! Ha! Collects doilies! Ha ha! These two will drive each other nuts! Two men: Ah ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha! A behind-the-scenes look at people who pair college roommates.