Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 19, 1976
Transcript:
Man: Bartender, that man over there - he's been crying for an hour! Can't you do something? Mark: He's your classmate, sir - why don't you talk to him? Man: I wouldn't know what to say to him. My life has been full and rewarding. From the looks of things, his hasn't amounted to a hill of beans! Well, I'm sure he'll stop soon! How about some champagne. Mark: Bubbly it is, sir!