Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 08, 1990

Transcript:

Rick: For those of you who don't know me. I'm Jeff's daddy, and Miss Norton has asked me to tell all of you what I do for a living! I'm a reporter. I write stories about what's going on here in Washington. The stories are then printed in our local newspaper, The Washington Post! Boy: Is it snack time yet? Jeff: Dad! You're dying! Punch it up! Rick: Uh...