Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 17, 1991
Transcript:
Answering machine message from White House: Hello, you have reached the headquarters of the world's policeman. All our lines are busy now, but if you'll just stay on the line, a new world order representative will be with you shortly. Please rest assured we will carry any burden and pay any price in order to assist you. Please have your list of grievances handy so mhat we might better process your call...If you are currently being invaded, please press one. If you are experiencing civil war, press two. (Beep) Now enter your U.N. Resolution number (Beep beep beep).