Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 04, 1995
Transcript:
Boy: Principal Gingrich? Does the new zero tolerance for dating also apply to the prom? Bomb/Gingrich: Especially the prom! Do you think local taxpayers should have to underwrite the six-week run-up to prom, when no classwork gets done? I mean, do you really think joining the decoration committee and cutting out little paper eiffel towers prepares you for the real world? Boy: No, but it's... it's fun. Bomb/Gingrich: Fun? So's welfare! Does that make it right? If Newt ran a high school