Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 2000
Transcript:
Jeff: Really? There's an election on? Zipper: Yup! And according to Cricket, the man of the hour is John McCain. Jeff: Who's he? Zipper: Senator from Arizona. Big reformer. And a navy war-hero type. Jeff: Navy? Whoa! I might be interested, Dude! I almost went to Annapolis! Zipper: No kidding? What stopped you? Jeff: You had to be a high school graduate, blah, blah, blah! Zipper: Oh, man, that's just wrong! You would've kicked butt with distinction!