Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 02, 2002
Transcript:
Mark: Wow...this one is a treasure... Museum quality! Hi, folks! Time for another edition of actual Bush sayings! (George W. Bush: "And so, in my state of the - my state of the union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation..." "I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America" Mark: Now, I know what you're all thinking.. You're thinking..."Hold on, Mark - is that appropriate? These are serious times!" George W. Bush: "I understand that unres in the middle east creates unrest throughout the region." "There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all..." "I can't think of anything more deep than that right." Mark: Well, so they are... All the more reason to let a little goofiness into our lives! Even President Bush wants us to have the occasional giggle! Bush: "The suicide bombings have increased, there's too many of them." Mark: Why else would he... Zonker: Yo, where do you want this reader respons? Readers: "Traitor!" "Back off!" "Hellooo? We're at war!"