Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 05, 2004

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Chase: Black! Mark: Gray! Chase: White! Mark: Gray! Chase: We're back. Some weeks ago, Senate Republicans proposed a Constitutional Amendment banning gay marriages...In order to "protect" the sanctity of straight marriage from..who know, gay cooties, I guess. Mark: The amendment never had a chance, of course. It had no purpose other than to inflame the electorate! Chase: But as a married gay couple, Mark and I are puzzled... Mark: Mystified, really. Chase: Shouldn't my fellow conservatives support our entering into a union that promotes commitment, responsibility and fidelity? Mark: You'd think! Chase: Never mind we're thinking of getting divorced. Mark: So we're a little ahead of the curve - big whoop!