Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 28, 2000
Transcript:
"Rats! I'm down 35 cents! Sorry, Wendy. This isn't a good way to begin a marriage!" "Cocktails! Would you care for a cocktail, Ma'am?" "BUZZ OFF, BLONDIE! I'VE GOT A LOT ON MY MIND!!" "I apologize for my wife. She's a bit uptight because we just accidently got married!" "His wife!" "Happens all the time!"