Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 13, 2008
Transcript:
"Dad, look!!" "There's a snake on our neighbor's roof!" "Relax, it's fake. Our neighbor put it up there himself!" "How come??" "To scare away varmints, and keep birds from building nests on the house." "Some people put rubber snakes on top of their houses, some people use fake owls... it has to be something scary enough to frighten critters away!" "Maybe you should put something scary on OUR roof!" "I already did!" "Hey! What happened to the picture of my mother??"