The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 30, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Listen Rhonda, this is the sixth time you've told me you couldn't go out with me because you have to wash your hair. If you're trying to blow me off, just tell me! Eno: I can handle the truth! I'm not a baby. Just be honest with me! I can take it! Just tell me the truth!! Rhonda: Okay. I think you're a geek and I hate your guts. Eno: So you gotta wash your hair, huh?