The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 05, 1997
Transcript:
Fang: So this bully cat punches me in the eye and says "hand over your milk money." Eno: And what'd you do? Fang: I handed over my milk money. Eno: Why!? You're a dog! Dog's don't get muscled around by cats! Dogs don't give their money away to cats!! Fang: So then I guess the 15% gratuity was a bad idea too, huh?