The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 18, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: I have a lot of experience handing things to people. You can check my references. I've handed things to all the people I've listed. Eno: I'm also skilled with bags. Especially paper bags. I can put things in bags and take things out! I'm ver versatile. Oh, and I hardly ever spit in people's food. Man: Very impressive! Congratulations, Mr. Camino. You're burger shmmurgers new drive thru clerk!