The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 08, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: I decided what my new year's resolution is gonna be. I resolve to bite my fingernails more than ever! Fang: What kind of stupid resolution is that?! Eno: Well, since I usually fail miserably at resolutions... Eno: The logical outcome could be that I quit biting my nails completely! Fang: How can I argue with that?