For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 26, 1999
Transcript:
John: Look! There are notes from my high school friends and teachers! There are photos and letters and cards from my family, my patients, and my profs at university! Elly, this is the most wonderful birthday card I've ever seen! What made you do something like this?!! Elly: ...I knew it was the kind of thing you'd have done for me.
You wish, Elly. John is too narcissistic to even imagine something like that.