For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 22, 1999
Transcript:
Connie: Well, I'm doing it, Elly. I've made up my mind. I'm going to have it done. Elly: Have what done? Connie: The lift! And I'm going to start with the eyes! See, I got a brochure from the plastic surgery clinic in Woodland. The procedure is called "blepharoplasty." Elly: Whew! Why would they give it such an unpronounceable name? Connie: They wouldn't get too many takers if it was called a "bag job."