For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 27, 1999
Transcript:
Elly: Keep me posted on your "eye lift," Connie! Connie: Yes! - I'm going to be a whole new me! Elly: Know what, Edgar? If I ever get a chance to be reincarnated... I'm coming back as a dog. You have no bills to pay, no housework to do, no kids to nag... And all those body parts that people love to criticize...have hair on them.
And you identify others by how their urine smells.