For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 26, 2002
Transcript:
Connie: I'm not going to be like you, El. I'm going to celebrate my 50th birthday! I want all my friends to come. I want a big party with all the gag gifts, a cake, the "over the hill" balloons - the works! I can't turn back the clock, so I might as well accept the inevitable. Connie: I admire your attitude, Connie. Connie: Then, I'm going to have a face lift, tummy tuck and liposuction.