FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 12, 1992
Transcript:
Paige: Mom, Jason's calling me a frog killer. Andy: Jason, get in here! Paige: The frog was already dead. All I did was dissect it. So I thought it was cool- big deal! I mean, at least it died so I could study frog physiology. I can think of bigger wastes of life. Jason: You rang? Paige: Speaking of which... Andy: Jason, this is what- our third little chat today?...
I won’t forget to donate my body to science when I die.