FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 01, 1993

Transcript:

Roger: Wow-feel it today! Andy: Roger, I don't want to feel your beard, ok?! Roger: But it's goofier! Feel... Andy: I don't care how goofy it is, I don't like it! Roger: Look, Roger, some men look good in a beard... some men look great in a beard... some men are positively irresistible in a beard... but you... Roger: I'm not positively irresistible? Andy: I can't speak for female sea urchins, of course, but-