FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 05, 1996
October 04, 1996
October 06, 1996
Transcript:
Furnace repairman: Ok, I've got your furnace up and running. Everything checks out ok. Andy: Any idea what my husband did wrong? Why it was he almost blew up the basement? Repairman: Your furnace has a safety shut off device. Your husband turned it to "off," which shut off the safety, meaning it opened the gas valve. It could've been really ugly. Roger: You mean uglier. Repairman: Wow, you singed off your eyebrows and your hair? Andy: No, just the eye-brows.
He didn’t have eyebrows in the first place!