FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 08, 1997

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Computer: I'm jsut trying to be helpful. Roger: Helpful?! You call waht you've been doing nelpful? Checking the ESPN website at least 10 times a day?! Making anagrams of my name like "Go For Rex"?! Trying to find a link between "Gentle Ben" and Kevin Bacon?! If this is your idea of helpful, then I want you to try being as unhelpful as possible! Computer: If that's really what you want... Daisy, daisy... Roger: OK, maybe mot quite to the "Hal" extreme.