FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 14, 1999

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Peter (oldest son): "Jasonzonbayhoo"?! You really think people are going to pay money for this stock?! You've got no profits! No customers! No tangible worth of any sort! I mean, what's the draw?? Jason (youngest son): Hmm. Maybe I should rework the prospectus a little. Peter (oldest son): "Jasonzonbayhoodotcom." Oh, much improved. Jason (youngest son): Sheesh. Stop being so critical and think like an investor.