FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 07, 1999

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Coach: Now, Fox, if you're going to play defense, you're going to want to work on your intimidation skills. Get down in a three-point stance. Pretend I'm the quarterback. Now say a few choice words to put the fear of God in my heart. Peter: Those dark spots on your arm look like skin cancer. Coach: Maybe I should explain what I mean a little better... Peter: Say, isn't that a South American pit viper?