FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 26, 2000

Transcript:

Peter: I must say, Mom, that in an era when you can get all the news you could ever want off the Internet...not to mention up-to-the minute sports scores, stock quotes, weather forecasts, editorials and comics...it's nice to see you still prefer to read a newspaper. Andy: I guess you and I are just traditionalists, Peter. Peter: Don't drag me into your dinosaur world. I meant it means more computer time for the rest of us. Andy: Yes, but can you swat someone with a rolled-up Internet?