FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 12, 2002
Transcript:
Computer: ...That's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bellll rock! Paige: Hey! Keep going! Computer: Chestnutts roasting on an open fiire... You know, other online shoppers do just fine without muzak. Paige: Call me a traditionalist.
Christmas music is the most insipid ever written.