FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 02, 2006

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Man: Where's you lab report, Peter? Peter: Um, my brother's iguana ate it. Man: That's a fairly far-fetched excuse. Peter: Which is why I saved the pieces he barfed back up. Man: Do you enjoy being the talk of the teachers' lounge, son? Peter: Oh, wait - this one's from my english essay.