Garfield by Jim Davis for September 29, 1978
September 28, 1978
September 30, 1978
Transcript:
garfield: If god had intended for dogs to bark, he would have given them roots and leaves.
a panda walks into a bar and orders some food. after he eats he shoots the bartender. the manager asks “why did you shoot him?” and the panda says “I’m a panda look it up in the dictionary.” so the manager finishes his day and goes home. he looks panda up in the dictionary and sees the entry “panda… eats shoots and leaves.”