Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 23, 2000

Transcript:

Bucky has called a psychic hotline called Psychic Buddies. The psychic says into her headset, "Now listen to me very carefully, Bucky, I want to help you--Are you telling me you're 5 years old and even though the dog has its own room, you sleep in a closet?" Bucky, on the telephone, says, "Yup. On the towels." The psychic says, "Bucky, do you ever go to sleep hungry?" Bucky, on the telephone, says, "Me? Oh, no, never... I sneak outside every night and rummage through trash cans... There's always something to eat."