Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 06, 2003

Transcript:

Satchel, Rob, and Bucky are outside on the front steps. Satchel asks: "Why do we always have to get violent? Why can't we all settle differences through sports or something?" Rob says: "That's a good question, Satch. Care to answer that, Buck?" Bucky comments: "Because then New Zealand would rule the world, that's why." Satchel says: "Bucky, I hope you didn't lash out today because I'm a bit more popular than you with some people..." Bucky replies: "More popular than me? Whoa, there, Garfunkel, I'm bigger than you'll ever be! I'm bigger than you would be with a room service menu and a credit card! You're just jealous." Bucky is in a pink harness. Rob says: "Lunge at a baby, get the harness. That's the rule."