Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 31, 2003
Transcript:
"I've prepared a checklist to see how many things Garfield has in common with you before you accuse him of plagiarizing your life." "Number 1: Garfield likes food." "Homey, I eat TONS of food." "Number 2: Odie smiles a lot and drools." "Another check. The two of you are like lobotomy patients." "Number 3: Jon goes on dates with women." "Che -- ohhh, wait.. that does sorta rule us out." "Hey now."
Jon goes on dates with women when they don’t run away.