Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 13, 2005
Transcript:
"Lemme get this straight...You've been stealing my change in order to buy used electronics in order to sell them to pay off your debt to the Chipmunk Mafia?" "The Chipmunkfia. That's correct." "Why didn't you just give them the money you took? Why did you buy stuff with it?" "You pawn stuff to pay off debts! Everybody knows that, moron!" "Not when you already have the money...moron." "By the way...Can I interest you in a previously loved video recorder, sir?" "Dude...Betamax?"
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I do. Well, sort of. In that it sort of works. If you talk to it just right. My dad has one that worked last time he used it…. which was awhile ago. We assume it still works.