Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 06, 2008
Transcript:
"Are you wearing an ice cream carton?" "Are you referring to my grand fez de cultolate?" "De what?" "I'm starting a cult." "Not 100% sure what we're about yet, but right now I'm focusing on child sacrifice guidelines." "What?!" "Yeah, they'll have to go to cult school 18 hours a day to learn the cultisms." "....Oh, that kind of sacrifice." "Right now I'm writing pros trying to lock down the basics." "Prose? What like fiction?" "No, baseball players, mostly I heard they're stupid enough to join the, um..." "...Hey by the way, you want to join?"