Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 18, 2009
Transcript:
Bucky says, "Satchel, would ou agree with all intelligent people that the thrill of gambling lies in the chance of losing money?" Satchel says, "Well?I never thought about-" Bucky says, "Exactly, therefore, I am thrilled to introduce you to a new form of cardbased wagertainment: Bucky's million dollar scratch" Bucky says, "Go on. Give it a scratch and see if you got a winner." Satchel says, "I don't see where to scratch it...." Bucky says, "Well, you kind of sratched it. So I can tell you that one's a loser, that'll be $10" Satchel says, "What? How can this be $10?! There's nothing on it!" Bucky says, "Hey, I'm passing the savings on to you, those scratchy squares cost money! If that card had 'em, I'd have to charge you $20!" Bucky says, "Fortunately, I am authorized to offer you an even more thrilling opportunity with my new 'pick 3 and win big' game." Satchel says, "But...there's only 2 balls in there."