Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 23, 2009
Transcript:
Satchel says, "Where are you going? I thought we were wrapping your brother's gnome." Rob says, "Sorry, but trying to explain what a metronome is to you two is like a Laurel in and a hardy skit." Satchel says, "I think I missed that episode." Rob says, "Forget about stupid gnomes! A metro-ohhh, here we go again. Who's on first?!" Bucky says, "Well, you're a sox fan, so...Not Teixeria!" Satchel thinks, "I find the discussion to be gnome insensitive. I mean, gnomes are people, too...Well, not 'people', per se, but...Ok, to be fair, people aren't gnomes, either, see...Rob? Bucky?"
Abbot and Costello, actually, not Laurel and Hardy. Still one of the funniest story arcs in this strip, and not mean-spirited.